tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77747639814420655022012-01-31T12:27:03.451-08:00Humorous, Serious and Funny Top 10 Lists!MetaDealernoreply@blogger.comBlogger481100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-24656504809999720852010-06-05T06:18:00.000-07:002010-06-05T06:30:38.421-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">10. I'm smarter than the last guy.<br /><br />9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.<br /><br />8. Fox News is already on my side.<br /><br />7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.<br /><br />6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.<br /><br />5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.<br /><br />4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.<br /><br />3. My middle name isn't Hussein ... anymore.<br /><br />2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.<br /><br />1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in.<br /><br /><center><b>Homer Simpson appears on the Late Show With David Letterman to present the "Top Ten Reasons Why I (Homer Simpson) Should Be the Next President."</b><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bPx6eLDEmsM&hl=ru_RU&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bPx6eLDEmsM&hl=ru_RU&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-ten-reasons-why.html">Top 10 Reasons Why</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2465650480999972085?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-15864639912517898582009-12-26T00:37:00.000-08:002009-12-26T00:49:51.098-08:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">"Kimpossible6" giving you top ten reasons why to be a lesbian. Enjoy!<br /><br /></p><center><strong>10 good reasons to be a lesbian<br />by kimpossible6</strong></center><center><b><br /></b><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rk3NwGSeXQw&amp;hl=ru_RU&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rk3NwGSeXQw&amp;hl=ru_RU&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">Top 10 Reasons to Become</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-1586463991251789858?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-2414789776219628482008-11-08T22:58:00.000-08:002008-11-09T00:25:11.037-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SRad4BENUGI/AAAAAAAAAts/3atWhdey-Ec/s1600-h/hate.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SRad4BENUGI/AAAAAAAAAts/3atWhdey-Ec/s400/hate.jpg" border="0" alt="hate" title="Top 10 Things You Would Hate to Lose!" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266570399940694114" /></a><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center">10. Your Driver's License.<br /><br />9. Your job.<br /><br />8. <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/09/top-reasons-why-beer-is-better-than.html" title="Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus">Beer</a> & Tacos.<br /><br />7. Cable TV.<br /><br />6. Your wallet and/or purse.<br /><br />5. Central Air.<br /><br />4. Ten pounds! (just kidding).<br /><br />3. Your Car.<br /><br />2. A needle in a haystack.<br /><br />1.Your marbles!<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-hate.html">Top 10 Reasons to Hate</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-241478977621962848?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-53566348081978058722008-10-11T00:10:00.000-07:002008-10-11T01:14:07.214-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SPBdbp6I91I/AAAAAAAAAjE/RgaAq_VlL4Q/s1600-h/computer-science-major.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SPBdbp6I91I/AAAAAAAAAjE/RgaAq_VlL4Q/s400/computer-science-major.jpg" border="0" alt="computer science major" title="Top Ten Reasons to be a Computer Science Major" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255803494828930898" /></a><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">10. It's totally appropriate to carry any number of electronic, battery-operated gadgets in leather cases on your belt.<br /><br />9. You get to run the LAN party.<br /><br />8. You know the difference between a hacker and a cracker. That's a great tidbit for a cocktail party conversation.<br /><br />7. You get to go to parties with other geeks with free food and soda. Okay, they're called programming contests, but that still counts, right?<br /><br />6. In <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html" title="Top 10 Reasons To Date">dating</a>, getting a "no" from a potential date is not necessarily the end, due to conditional statements several elseifs may follow.<br /><br />5. Free as in <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/09/top-reasons-why-beer-is-better-than.html" title="Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus">beer</a>. Free as in <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/09/top-reasons-why-beer-is-better-than.html" title="Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus">beer</a>.<br /><br />4. If you're a female in a Comp Sci class, you have a statistically significant possibility of finding one of your classmates attractive, considering almost all the rest are male.<br /><br />3. In the situation above, your chance of that particular guy liking you back is very high, because you may be the only female.<br /> <br />2. People think <strong>Computer Science Majors</strong> are really smart, can solve problems, and like caffeine. At least one is correct for any given student.<br /><br />1. After forking, you can freely kill your child (processes) at will.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">Top 10 Reasons to Become</a></center><br/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5356634808197805872?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-65291540853457573872008-09-28T06:55:00.000-07:002008-09-28T09:25:34.906-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SN-UbS_OMZI/AAAAAAAAAh8/TcVUASe2Z44/s400/Got-Beer-Jesus.gif" border="0" align="right" vspace="1" hspace="10" alt="got beer jesus" />10. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.<br /><br />9. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.<br /><br />8. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.<br /><br />7. Beer has never caused a major war.<br /><br />6. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.<br /><br />5. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.<br /><br />4. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.<br /><br />3. You don't have to wait more than 2000+ years for a second Beer.<br /><br />2. You can prove you have a Beer.<br /><br />1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-ten-reasons-better-than.html">Top 10 Reasons ... Better Than ...</a></center><br/><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SN-vV-ODreI/AAAAAAAAAiE/QbvdlxGL9pk/s1600-h/where-will-you-find-him.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SN-vV-ODreI/AAAAAAAAAiE/QbvdlxGL9pk/s400/where-will-you-find-him.gif" border="0" alt="top 10 reasons why beer is better than jesus" title="where will you find Jesus?" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251108482551360994" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-6529154085345757387?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-63818418856315940932008-08-12T04:56:00.000-07:002008-08-12T05:16:12.087-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em>Re: <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/08/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date-meat-eater.html">Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Meat-Eater</a>.</em><br /><br />1. If you can't commit to meat, how can I expect you to go to the butcher's for me every week?<br /><br />2. You are what you eat, and oh BOY do I love pizza.<br /><br />3. I like people who maim and abuse animals. And you just can't be an animal-hating meat-eater with all those garden burgers, tofu, and global warming solutions caused by the vegetarian industry around the world.<br /><br />4. I don't want to be on vacation and have to deal with you constantly ordering some kind of salad or a veggie burger. That would ruin my vacation.<br /><br />5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you don't help me finish this bucket of KFC I'm going to kick your ass.<br /><br />6. Vegetarians live longer lives than a <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/08/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date-meat-eater.html" title="Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Meat-Eater">meat-eater</a>. I don't want to have to worry about you outliving me.<br /><br />7. I like kissing a lot and there's no bigger turn off than broccoli burp and spinach in the teeth. That's just gross.<br /><br />8. Meat is sexy. Vegetables are not.<br /><br />9. The entropy of an isolated system not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. Know what I mean?<br /><br />10. I don't want a potato ass. I want a big heaping helping of burger buns.<br /><br /><center><strong>This is the top 10 reasons I will NOT date a vegetarian.</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uTYXJZgirGY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uTYXJZgirGY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons NOT To Date</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-6381841885631594093?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-70400540890127250442008-08-11T08:19:00.000-07:002008-08-12T05:17:58.179-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em>Re: <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/08/top-10-reasons-not-to-date-vegetarian.html">Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Vegetarian</a>.</em><br /><br />1. If you can't commit to eating healthier, how can I expect you to commit to me?<br /><br />2. You are what you eat, and I love fruits.<br /><br />3. I like environmentalists. And you just can't be a meat-eating environmentalist with all the pollution, wasted resources, and global warming problems caused by the livestock industry around the world.<br /><br />4. I don't want to be on vacation with you, and have to deal with you wanting to try frog legs or even rabbit.<br /><br />5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you eat KFC your rotting in the inside.<br /><br />6. Vegetarians live healthier, longer lives. I don't want to date someone who might die of a heart attack while we're... you know.<br /><br />7. I <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-love.html" title="Top 10 Reasons To Love">love</a> kissing passionately, and theres nothing more of a turn off then burping up dead carcass.<br /><br />8. Compassion is sexy. Ignorance is not.<br /><br />9. The <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/02/top-10-reasons-to-date-fat-girl.html" title="Top 10 Reasons To Date A Fat Girl">fat</a> and cholesterol in meat clog the blood flow to ALL your major <a href="http://top-10-reasons-to.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-reasons-to-become-organ-donor.html" title="Top 10 Reasons to Become An Organ Donor">organs</a>, know what I mean?<br /><br />10. I don't want a lard ass, I want an apple bottom.<br /><br /><center><strong>Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Meat-Eater</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JANxeJI07Zo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JANxeJI07Zo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons Not To Date</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-7040054089012725044?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-29324501167072504692008-07-21T02:53:00.000-07:002008-07-21T03:04:50.899-07:00<center><b>by Kyra</b></center><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em>There facts. And these aren't she can't sing or she can't dance there not my thoughts.</em><br /><br />1. Shes so self-centered.<br /><br />2. She wears things that aren't for 15 year olds.<br /><br />3. She wears wayyyyyy to much make up.<br /><br />4. Takes naughty pictures of herself.<br /><br />5. The rest of these i have no comment just not, whats the word im looking for? Right? Role modelish? A real word? I dont know.<br /><br /><em>Music: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/I-Hate-Everything-About-You/dp/B00136J9YI/?tag=rubrub-20" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I Hate Everything About You</a> by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000XXMDB8/?tag=rubrub-20" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Three Days Grace</a> from the album <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00136Q4SM/?tag=rubrub-20" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Three Days Grace</a>.</em><br /><br /><center><strong>Top 5 Reasons I Hate Hannah Montana<br />by Kyra</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3dwVEVkxXCI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3dwVEVkxXCI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-hate.html">Top 10 Reasons To Hate</a></center><br/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2932450116707250469?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-59625685951347001062008-07-12T12:36:00.000-07:002008-12-14T00:58:23.674-08:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em>These are reasons why you need to love Johnny Depp.</em><br /><br /><center>*****<br /><br /><b>Reason 10.</b> He's not afraid to cry.<br /><br /><b>Reason 9.</b> He looks hot on magazines.<br /><br /><b>Reason 8.</b> Johnny Depp has hot tattoos.<br /><br /><b>Reason 7.</b> He has a nice body.<br /><br /><b>Reason 6.</b> He's cute when he's thinking.<br /><br /><b>Reason 5.</b> Looks cute when he's eating diritos.<br /><br /><b>Reason 4.</b> He can sing.<br /><br /><b>Reason 3.</b> Looks hot as a pirate.<br /><br /><b>Reason 2.</b> He is a good dad.<br /><br /><b>And reason 1 is...... He is freakin sexy!!!</b><br /><br />*****</center><br /><br /><center><strong>Top 10 Reasons to Love Johnny Depp (video)<br />Made by: 5000lololo</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AP-XhvBm0rY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AP-XhvBm0rY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-love.html">Top 10 Reasons To Love</a></center><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5962568595134700106?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-25833540121853432312008-07-03T05:23:00.000-07:002008-07-03T05:33:22.166-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">This isn't to offend any one. It's just from what i learned from dating my past boyfriend. So I thought I would pass on my knowledge.<br /><br /><center><strong>Top 5 Reasons Not To Date a Stoner</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WC9EQFgAcqk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WC9EQFgAcqk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons Not To Date</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2583354012185343231?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com52tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-57438294282613359892008-06-15T06:36:00.000-07:002008-06-15T07:21:36.192-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center">10. Always puts out.<br /><br />9. Doesn't care what movie you see, and means it.<br /><br />8. No jealousy issues from the Left.<br /><br />7. Goes everywhere with you.<br /><br />6. Knows your dick as well as you do.<br /><br />5. Has no lotion preference.<br /><br />4. Has no qualms with "The stranger".<br /><br />3. Doesn't require contraceptives.<br /><br />2. Won't cheat on you with your best friend.<br /><br />And the number 1 reason...<br /><br />1. It knows that your birthday is your anniversary, and won't get mad if you got too drunk to remember.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date</a></center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SFUk19Lq1NI/AAAAAAAAAX0/Ium2tpbq1Ko/s1600-h/onan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SFUk19Lq1NI/AAAAAAAAAX0/Ium2tpbq1Ko/s400/onan.jpg" border="0" alt="onan" title="top ten reasons to date your right hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212112653126390994" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5743829428261335989?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-70763625130469855052008-04-20T05:22:00.000-07:002008-04-20T05:56:18.862-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center">1. Skill is definite.<br /><br />2. They like to go fast.<br /><br />3. They like to get dirty.<br /><br />4. They can take a pounding.<br /><br />5. They are good with their hands.<br /><br />6. Dirt bike riders' timing is perfect.<br /><br />7. Protection doesn't slow them down.<br /><br />8. They are ready to go after a quick fuel up.<br /><br />9. Once they fall down they get right back up.<br /><br />10. They can go for long periods without taking a break.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SAs9IT8p8mI/AAAAAAAAAT0/UhZgCsglOss/s1600-h/dirt-bike-rider.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SAs9IT8p8mI/AAAAAAAAAT0/UhZgCsglOss/s400/dirt-bike-rider.jpg" border="0" alt="top ten reasons to date a dirt bike rider" title="Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dirt Biker" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191310208477557346" /></a><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons to Date</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-7076362513046985505?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-77487022524877262202008-03-30T04:52:00.000-07:002008-03-30T04:59:33.228-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center">1. Travel the world, see the sights in an armoured fish tank.<br /><br />2. Can grant absolution during sin - a great time saver.<br /><br />3. Eats free at any <a href="http://top-10-reasons-to.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-reasons-to-date-italian.html" title="Top 10 Reasons To Date an Italian">Italian</a> restaurant in the world.<br /><br />4. He can hook you up with a .va email address.<br /><br />5. Even the mafia doesn't mess with this guy.<br /><br />6. Can get your prayers answered same-day.<br /><br />7. Will never be unemployed.<br /><br />8. Owns a city-nation.<br /><br />9. The Holy Cannoli.<br /><br />10. He's famous.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/R-9_kCJRtBI/AAAAAAAAATE/NuD-vShf7_A/s1600-h/pope-dating.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/R-9_kCJRtBI/AAAAAAAAATE/NuD-vShf7_A/s400/pope-dating.gif" border="0" alt="dating pope" title="Top Ten Reasons To Date a Pope" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183501953154528274" /></a><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-7748702252487726220?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-83516972468768699382008-02-08T23:28:00.000-08:002008-02-08T23:49:35.775-08:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://craigslist.org/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">craigslist.org</a><br /><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">I'm tired of seeing really ugly thin women with nice looking guys. What about us cute fat girls? Wouldn't you rather be with a pretty girl? You can work on the fat, but you can't work with ugly...<br /><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><strong>10 reasons why you should date a fat girl:</strong><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. If you take the fat away from the fat girl, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.<br /><br />2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.<br /><br />3. No more blankets.<br /><br />4. Larger mouth capacity.<br /><br />5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.<br /><br />6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".<br /><br />7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.<br /><br />8. Bear hugs.<br /><br />9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.<br /><br />10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better.<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/RfbCS-df8uI/AAAAAAAAABk/x4qYyPr8-3U/s1600-h/10+Reasons+Why+You+Should+Date+a+Fat+Girl.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041430464148009698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="reasons to date a fat girl" title="10 reasons why you should date a fat girl" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/RfbCS-df8uI/AAAAAAAAABk/x4qYyPr8-3U/s320/10+Reasons+Why+You+Should+Date+a+Fat+Girl.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">Top 10 Reasons to Date</a></center><br />So if you find any of this humorous, or would like to add on to this post, please comment.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-8351697246876869938?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-9838503204151359072007-12-08T07:18:00.000-08:002007-12-08T07:32:20.551-08:00<center><em>via <a href="http://martial-arts-humor.blogspot.com/2007/12/top-10-reasons-for-studying-martial.html" title="martial arts humor blog">Martial Arts Humor</a></em></center><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">10. Broken masonry makes great drainage for potted plants.<br /><br />9. Get beaten up by people half your size and twice your age.<br /><br />8. Never run out of kindling wood again.<br /><br />7. No need to wonder what belt to wear.<br /><br />6. Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.<br /><br />5. These uniforms make nice pajamas.<br /><br />4. Never need to wonder why it's hard to get up in the morning.<br /><br />3. Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris' acting.<br /><br />2. Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages.<br /><br />And number one reason for studying martial arts:<br /><br />1. (Tie) Get to star in Ginsu commercials. / Three words: free nose job.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">Top 10 Reasons To Become</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-983850320415135907?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-57835688956643283162007-11-17T23:36:00.000-08:002007-11-17T23:43:10.838-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/Rz_sizvYEiI/AAAAAAAAAKs/-8tMyFjS9us/s1600-h/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-kindergarten-teacher.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/Rz_sizvYEiI/AAAAAAAAAKs/-8tMyFjS9us/s400/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-kindergarten-teacher.gif" alt="top ten reasons to be a kindergarten teacher" title="Top 10 Reasons To Be A Kindergarten Teacher" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134082182974280226" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. Milk and cookies.<br /><br />2. Developmentally appropriate job.<br /><br />3. Never a need for conflict resolution.<br /><br />4. Attention spans measures in seconds.<br /><br />5. Rest time!<br /><br />6. Active learners do not need to be reminded to be active!<br /><br />7. Get to sing your favorite songs over and over and over again.<br /><br />8. Constant reminder that the world revolves around a 5 year old.<br /><br />9. Zookeeper jobs are all filled.<br /><br />10. You alone make little ones count.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">Top 10 Reasons To Become</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5783568895664328316?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-47942388135195111782007-11-17T06:32:00.000-08:002007-11-17T06:35:38.921-08:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40.000 years because you think it belongs to you.<br /><br />2. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.<br /><br />3. Annihilate <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-for-being-english.html" title="Top 10 reasons for being English">England</a> every time you play them at cricket.<br /><br />4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.<br /><br />5. Tact and sensitivity.<br /><br />6. Bondai Beach.<br /><br />7. Other beaches.<br /><br />8. Drinking cold lager on the beach.<br /><br />9. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.<br /><br />10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-4794238813519511178?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-36570285033975645372007-11-15T08:35:00.000-08:002007-11-15T08:42:12.447-08:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. It beats <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-for-being-american.html" title="Top 10 Reasons For Being American">being an American</a>.<br /><br />2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br /><br />3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.<br /><br />4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br /><br />6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.<br /><br />5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?<br /><br />7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br /><br />9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.<br /><br />8. Kill <a href="http://www.martial-arts-video.net/2007/11/mother-cougar-vs-grizzly-bear.html" title="Mother Cougar vs Grizzly Bear">Grizzly bears</a> with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.<br /><br />10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-3657028503397564537?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-26889939106026267172007-11-14T04:23:00.000-08:002007-11-14T04:32:28.781-08:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.<br /><br />2. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.<br /><br />3. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.<br /><br />4. You get your beaches invaded by <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a>, Danes, <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-for-being-english.html">Brits</a>, etc.<br /><br />5. Honesty.<br /><br />6. Gibraltar.<br /><br />7. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.<br /><br />8. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.<br /><br />9. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.<br /><br />10. You get to eat bull's testicles.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2688993910602626717?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-46686117220922283452007-11-12T07:35:00.000-08:002007-11-13T23:53:45.496-08:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.<br /><br />2. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour ozone-hole radiation the other half.<br /><br />3. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.<br /><br />4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.<br /><br />5. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.<br /><br />6. You can go skiing in your knickers.<br /><br />7. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.<br /><br />8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly spacious.<br /><br />9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.<br /><br />10. You can actually get bored with blondes.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-4668611722092228345?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-19139626003979495992007-11-07T07:38:00.000-08:002007-11-08T09:00:03.563-08:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">10. Because LOVE can be wonderful.<br /><br />9. Because of the way they feel about you, their personality, the way they care for you.<br /><br />8. Because they know your bad qualities and you know theirs, and you like each other anyway.<br /><br />7. Because they are strong in areas where you are weak, and the two of you can handle anything life throws at you.<br /><br />6. Because you can say something totally boneheaded and they don't laugh at you, or if they do, you don't feel bad because they did since you're laughing too.<br /><br />5. When you are in love the sex is always better!<br /><br />4. Knowing that person would never intentionally hurt you and no matter what happens in your life that person will love you unconditionally.<br /><br />3. They are there when you are sad, mad, happy, angry. They keep you company, make you feel safe, secure, make you feel like you are a princess/prince.<br /><br />2. The way they make you feel, absolute love, happiness and respect are great reasons to love someone or to feel that way yourself.<br /><br /><strong>And The Number One Reason To Love Someone:</strong><br /><br />There are no reasons to love someone! Love comes naturaly. Love is not a choice but a sudden and an unforeseen feeling. When you love someone you don't expect anything in return. Moreover, it's you, who want to completely devote yourself to the beloved person.<br /><br />P.S. You don't need a reasons to love someone, but you need reasons NOT to love someone. Ask any divorced person.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-love.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FWhy-I-Love-You-reasons%2Fdp%2F1581824122%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dbooks%26qid%3D1194540974%26sr%3D8-2&tag=rubrub-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">Why I Love You: 100 reasons</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rubrub-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-1913962600397949599?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-69024654375236162332007-10-29T05:53:00.000-07:002008-05-10T13:18:58.905-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SCYBqixnh8I/AAAAAAAAAUo/GForA3pLVH8/s1600-h/Flag-of-Greece.png"><img style="float:left; margin:5px 10px 0 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SCYBqixnh8I/AAAAAAAAAUo/GForA3pLVH8/s400/Flag-of-Greece.png" border="0" alt="greece flag" title="flag of greece" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198844650246866882" /></a>1. The police are even more corrupt than the criminals they are supposed to be chasing.<br /><br />2. You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes.<br /><br />3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around retching their stomach contents up at the sight.<br /><br />4. Old women can sport moustaches.<br /><br />5. Young women can sport moustaches.<br /><br />6. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of the world sees it as an instrument of torture.<br /><br />7. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in a zoo.<br /><br />8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to let everyone else around the world know about it.<br /><br />9. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.<br /><br />10. Ridiculous bureaucracy.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-6902465437523616233?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-27080135223963707272007-10-26T06:12:00.000-07:002007-10-26T06:15:41.851-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. Stew.<br /><br />2. Guinness.<br /><br />3. More Guinness.<br /><br />4. Pubs never close.<br /><br />5. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.<br /><br />6. No one can ever remember the night before.<br /><br />7. Kill people you don't agree with.<br /><br />8. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.<br /><br />9. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.<br /><br />10. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2708013522396370727?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-37256659210626542822007-10-24T04:26:00.000-07:002008-03-30T05:38:47.116-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. Unembarrassed to wear fur.<br /><br />2. No need to worry about tax returns.<br /><br />3. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.<br /><br />4. Country run by Sicilian murderers.<br /><br />5. Glorious military history prior to about 400 A.D.<br /><br />6. Political stability.<br /><br />7. Flexible working hours.<br /><br />8. Live near the Pope.<br /><br />9. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.<br /><br />10. Can wear sunglasses inside.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-3725665921062654282?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-44275893682324185592007-10-22T04:32:00.000-07:002007-10-22T04:34:27.153-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. Chicken Madras &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />2. Chicken Tikka Masala &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />3. Chicken Dopiaza &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />4. Meat Boona &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />5. Onion Bhaji &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />6. Lamb Passanda &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />7. Popadoms &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />8. Bombay Potato &amp; Cobra Lager.<br /><br />9. Rogan Josh &amp; Kingfisher Lager.<br /><br />10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking &amp; Cobra Lager of course.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-4427589368232418559?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-79493362052173153582007-10-22T04:27:00.000-07:002007-10-22T04:31:33.694-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. You've got to be kidding, right!?<br /><br />2. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you!?<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-7949336205217315358?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-59428359323808735412007-10-18T05:01:00.000-07:002007-10-18T05:05:21.537-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.<br /><br />2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time.<br /><br />3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.<br /><br />4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.<br /><br />5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.<br /><br />6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.<br /><br />7. You can be ugly and still <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">become</a> a famous film star.<br /><br />8. Allow <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a> to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.<br /><br />9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the streets.<br /><br />10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5942835932380873541?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-87275477965774641182007-10-18T04:27:00.000-07:002007-10-18T04:51:01.970-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. You ain't <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-for-being-english.html">English</a>!<br /><br />2. You ain't English!<br /><br />3. You ain't English!<br /><br />4. You ain't English!<br /><br />5. You ain't English!<br /><br />6. You ain't English!<br /><br />7. You ain't English!<br /><br />8. You ain't English!<br /><br />9. You ain't English!<br /><br />10. You ain't English!<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-8727547796577464118?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-90581813030036998052007-10-17T05:35:00.000-07:002007-10-18T04:50:41.106-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1.<br />2.<br />3.<br />4.<br />5.<br />6.<br />7.<br />8.<br />9.<br />10.<br /><br />Okay, give them a 2nd chance:<br /><br />1. Oktoberfest.<br /><br />2. Oktoberfest-beer.<br /><br />3. VolksWagen.<br /><br />4. BMW.<br /><br />5. Mercedes.<br /><br />6. Audi.<br /><br />7. You think Sauerkraut is delicious.<br /><br />8. In-built sense of pacifism.<br /><br />9. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail in any other country of the world.<br /><br />10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-9058181303003699805?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-31332109659265430722007-10-13T00:27:00.000-07:002007-10-18T05:07:34.470-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligible.<br /><br />2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.<br /><br />3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.<br /><br />4. You are either:<br />a. Like the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-french.html">French</a>, just less romantic;<br />b. Like the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-dutch.html">Dutch</a>, just less efficient;<br />c. Like the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a>.<br /><br />5. Great chocolate. Real mayonnaise. Decent fries. The best beer.<br /><br />6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.<br /><br />7. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares.<br /><br />8. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.<br /><br />9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.<br /><br />10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?<br /></p><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-3133210965926543072?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-25284401952297315662007-10-06T00:55:00.000-07:002007-10-18T05:13:46.042-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. You can make jokes about the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-belgian.html">Belgians</a> and still drink their beer.<br /><br />2. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.<br /><br />3. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital...<br /><br />4. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.<br /><br />5. a. You can legally kill yourself.<br /> b. You can legally be killed.<br /><br />6. You're exactly like the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a>, except that nobody hates you.<br /><br />7. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.<br /><br />8. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country.<br /><br />9. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.<br /><br />10. If a war is started, blame the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a>. If the economy is bad, blame the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a>. If you lose your keys, blame the <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Germans</a>.<br /></p><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2528440195229731566?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-329670378282558452007-09-30T04:10:00.000-07:002007-10-18T04:58:16.247-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">1. Warm beer.<br /><br />2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.<br /><br />3. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.<br /><br />4. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.<br /><br />5. Union jack underpants.<br /><br />6. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.<br /><br />7. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.<br /><br />8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.<br /><br />9. Ditto changing underwear.<br /><br />10. Beats being Welsh or <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-scottish.html">Scottish</a>.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-32967037828255845?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-52734576492787421962007-09-22T07:14:00.000-07:002007-10-18T04:48:43.486-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">0. You can have a woman president without electing her.<br /><br />1. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.<br /><br />2. You can call Budweiser beer.<br /><br />3. You can be a crook and still be president.<br /><br />4. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.<br /><br />5. If you can breathe you can get a gun.<br /><br />6. You get to be really obese.<br /><br />7. You can invent a new public holiday every year.<br /><br />8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made any nobody seems to care.<br /><br />9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".<br /><br />10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth <s>with condom on</s>.<br /> 10a. When you're not.<br /> 10b. At all.<br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/for-being-any-nationality.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Any Nationality</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5273457649278742196?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-89410062661216649222007-09-09T02:51:00.000-07:002007-09-09T02:55:45.965-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">10. The world does revolve around engineers. They choose the coordinate system.<br /><br />9. They know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.<br /><br />8. They have significant figures.<br /><br />7. They understand the motion of rigid bodies.<br /><br />6. They know its not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.<br /><br />5. Engineers specialized in experimentation.<br /><br />4. High starting salary. Your parents will approve.<br /><br />3. Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity.<br /><br />2. Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do.<br /><br /><em>And the number one reason to date an engineer...</em><br /><br /><strong>1. They know the right hand rule!</strong><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-8941006266121664922?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-25918083807317215472007-09-02T01:19:00.000-07:002007-09-02T01:25:02.585-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undresesed.<br /><br />2. They are always wet and ready to go fast.<br /><br />3. They are always clean.<br /><br />4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head.<br /><br />5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle.<br /><br />6. They are always ready to dip in.<br /><br />7. They are ready to go on command.<br /><br />8. They can do it 4 different ways.<br /><br />9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.<br /><br />10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.<br /><br /><em>Now, if that doesn't satisfy your needs what will?</em><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2591808380731721547?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-15178023917501212152007-08-24T22:27:00.000-07:002008-07-21T07:48:47.546-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SISdVCTLJRI/AAAAAAAAAbY/2kFtMHpIdQc/s400/hot-flight-attendant.jpg" height="287" width="200" alt="hot flight attendant" title="Hot Flight Attendant" vspace="1" align="right" hspace="10">1. You get to travel alot while getting paid of course.<br /><br />2. Get free or reduced-cost travel benefits for yourself and immediate family, covering air travel, lodging, car-rentals, and cruises.<br /><br />3. Learn different cultures and customs as you meet different people.<br /><br />4. Learn to deal and interact with people of all races, backgrounds, customs.<br /><br />5. Meet new people, including <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/07/top-10-reasons-to-love-johnny-depp.html" title="Johnny Depp">many celebrities</a>.<br /><br />6. It's a good way to get into a company like Super-Puper Airlines, then move to a more professional position later.<br /><br />7. Enjoy more flexible hours. Great deal of time off, 13 to 17 days off per month - roughly 6 months off per year!<br /><br />8. Enjoy unmatched job with variety. Forget the predictability of 9 to 5 cube life!<br /><br />9. Feel a sense of pride.<br /><br />10. And last, but not least. <strong>Learn first aid.</strong><br /><br /><em>P.S. Was flying with Singapore Airlines for 7 years...</em><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">Top 10 Reasons To Become</a><p align="center"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SISgy-7Ms-I/AAAAAAAAAbg/SHpqnBkU7sQ/s400/sexy-flight-attendant.jpg" alt="sexy flight attendant" title="Sexy Flight Attendant"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-1517802391750121215?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-69666391533516628442007-08-14T06:38:00.000-07:002007-08-14T06:44:57.720-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. They always looking for a good opportunity to come up.<br /><br />2. They can do it with two people or four. As for me, I prefer two.<br />In addition, they can play singles and doubles. Use one hand or two. Whatever it takes.<br /><br />3. They have good hands and have strong hip flexors.<br /><br />4. They do it for unlimited minutes in many different postitions and they don't mind if they sweat.<br /><br />5. They like to be on top of their game.<br /><br />6. They grunt when the action heats up.<br /><br />7. They have the endurance to last 3 hours ... straight!<br /><br />8. Women wear tiny skirts and tank tops for easy play. Men wear shorts to hold the balls.<br /><br />9. They play it long and hard. Of course, they want it easy, but hard is good too.<br /><br />10. They play the court until they score...<br /><br /><em>See what I mean?</em> ;o)<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-6966639153351662844?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-35862641999054385562007-08-11T01:09:00.000-07:002008-08-02T03:38:09.391-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. Cheerleaders are extreemly flexible, they can bend and twist into any position. And now imagine them possiblities!<br /><br />2. They wear short skirts for easy play.<br /><br />3. Knows how to use the hips, and knows how to shake her pompoms.<br /><br />4. They likes to ride it to the top and they learn new positions fast.<br /><br />5. Cheerleader can get you excited in less than 15 sec.<br /><br />6. They scream & shout until its done right, and they do it loud.<br /><br />7. Never gets tired. Great stamina! They won't stop til you're finished.<br /><br />8. All they want you to do is score. Keeps going until she hits it just right.<br /><br />9. Not scared to perform in front of an audience.<br /><br />10. No matter how long and hard things are ... they always do it with a smile. :o)<br /><br /><p align="center"><strong>Extra bonus reason:<br />You could simple say: "Yeah... I'm dating a cheerleader."</strong><br /><br /><p align="center"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SJQ3k0nc17I/AAAAAAAAAdE/kdfkNOvLck4/s400/sexy-hot-cheerleader.jpg" alt="sexy hot cheerleader" title="Top 10 Reasons To Date a Sexy Hot Cheerleader" /></p><br /><em>Now that you know 10 reasons to date a cheerleader. I'll bet you can't think of one reason <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date.html" title="Top 10 Reasons Not To Date">not to</a>.</em><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-3586264199905438556?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-48976319195168698412007-08-09T09:24:00.000-07:002007-08-10T11:03:18.449-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">1. They know how to cook Italian Food, and the wine is good.<br /><br />2. They know how to grow tomatoes.<br /><br />3. The men have broad shoulders, and hot blood.<br /><br />4. They have a beautiful country to visit.<br /><br />5. They have one of the romantic languages. Many beautiful operas are written in Italian.<br /><br />6. Perhaps you want to enchant your date with words whispered in a foreign language. What more beautiful language to use than Italian?<br /><br />7. Italians are bright, gentle, thoughtful, and not sparing money to do so.<br /><br />8. They have good leather goods.<br /><br />9. They have good cars. Sporty Ferrari, subtlety Lamborghini, severity of Maserati!<br /><br />10. They like garlic ;o)<br /><br /><em>Feel free to add your own reasons to the list...</em><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-date.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-4897631919516869841?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-23083268016795468562007-08-08T06:40:00.000-07:002007-08-10T07:30:24.328-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em>You need reasons to become an organ donor? Check out these facts to start:</em><br /><br />1. A new name is added to the <em>transplant waiting list</em> every 13 minutes.<br /><br />2. From 1993 to today, enrollment on the transplant waiting list increased 205 percent, from 31,694 to 96,690 (actual figures today, you can look at the site - optn.org).<br /><br />3. There are currently more than 96,000 people on the waitlist for an <strong>organ donation</strong>.<br /><br />4. It's fast and simple process that will take only a few minutes of your time.<br /><br />5. An average of 17 people die each day while on the waiting list for an organ donation.<br /><br />6. Your decision to become a organ donor could be vital to someone waiting on an organ or tissue transplant.<br /><br />7. There are no drawbacks to becoming an <em>organ donor</em>.<br /><br />8. Donating organs and tissues does not prevent an open casket burial.<br /><br />9. Most major religions with the exceptions of Shinto and Gypsies supports organ donation. Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish faiths, support organ donation as a virtuous and charitable act. Other religions view donation as a personal choice.<br /><br />10. Organs and tissues from a single donor can be used to benefit more than 50 people on the waiting list.<br /><br /><em>In addition, you will receive organ donor card. If you put it in your wallet, then others will know of your decision.</em><br /><br /><center><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/Rm1Fg9cGHxI/AAAAAAAAAEg/zofs3hhtLH0/s1600-h/organ+tissue++donor+card.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/Rm1Fg9cGHxI/AAAAAAAAAEg/zofs3hhtLH0/s400/organ+tissue++donor+card.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074788787666951954" /></a><br /><strong>PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUR ORGANS TO HEAVEN!<br /><br />HEAVEN KNOWS THAT WE NEED THEM HERE ON EARTH!<br /><br />CHILDREN NEED ORGANS TOO!</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2308326801679546856?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-74853554327550627832007-07-07T07:39:00.000-07:002009-12-26T00:49:23.291-08:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">Top 10 Reasons to Become Category:<br /><br />- <a href="http://top-10-reasons-to.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-reasons-to-become-organ-donor.html">Top 10 Reasons to Become An Organ Donor</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/08/reasons-to-become-flight-attendant.html">Top 10 Reasons To Become a Flight Attendant</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/11/top-10-reasons-to-be-kindergarten.html">Top 10 Reasons To Be A Kindergarten Teacher</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/12/top-10-reasons-to-become-martial-artist.html">Top 10 Reasons to Become a Martial Artist</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/10/reasons-to-beome-computer-science-major.html">Top 10 Reasons to Become a Computer Science Major</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2009/12/top-10-reasons-to-be-lesbian.html">Top 10 Reasons to Be a Lesbian</a><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/">Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-7485355432755062783?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-54068701401870215382007-07-07T07:34:00.000-07:002008-08-02T02:05:41.441-07:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">Top 10 Dating Reasons:<br /><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/02/top-10-reasons-to-date-fat-girl.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date A Fat Girl</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/06/top-10-reasons-to-date-your-right-hand.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date Your Right Hand</a><br /><br />- <a href="http://top-10-reasons-to.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-reasons-to-date-italian.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date an Italian</a><br /><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/08/top-10-reasons-to-date-cheerleader.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date a Cheerleader</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/08/top-10-reasons-to-date-tennis-player.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date a Tennis Player</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-to-date-swimmer.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date a Swimmer</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/04/top-10-reasons-to-date-dirt-biker.html">Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dirt Biker</a><br /><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-to-date-engineer.html">Top 10 Reasons to Date an Engineer</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/03/top-10-reasons-to-date-pope.html">Top 10 Reasons To Date a Pope</a><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/">© Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-5406870140187021538?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-22213417848336468712007-07-07T06:48:00.000-07:002008-09-28T07:01:39.740-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/09/top-reasons-why-beer-is-better-than.html">Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus</a><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/">Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-2221341784833646871?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-84388949493567098952007-07-07T06:39:00.000-07:002007-11-17T06:38:15.180-08:00<p style="line-height: 150%; text-align: justify;">It's only a joke folks, so please don't get upset if your nationality is featured below.<br /><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-for-being-american.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being American</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/11/top-10-reasons-for-being-australian.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Australian</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-belgian.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Belgian</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/11/top-10-reasons-for-being-canadian.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-dutch.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Dutch</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/09/top-10-reasons-for-being-english.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being English</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-french.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being French</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-german.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being German</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-greek.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Greek</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-indian.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Indian</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-irish.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-italian.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/11/top-10-reasons-for-being-norwegian.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Norwegian</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-scottish.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Scottish</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/11/top-10-reasons-for-being-spanish.html"> Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/10/top-10-reasons-for-being-welsh.html">Top 10 Reasons For Being Welsh</a><br /></p><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/">Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-8438894949356709895?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-79396000831268882007-07-07T06:15:00.000-07:002010-06-05T06:26:34.555-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2010/06/why-homer-simpson-should-be-next.html">Top 10 Reasons Why Homer Simpson Should Be the Next President</a> <br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">&copy; Top 10 Reasons</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7774763981442065502-7939600083126888?l=www.top-10-reasons.com' alt='' /></div>MetaDealernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774763981442065502.post-77327457201379838062007-07-07T05:25:00.000-07:002008-08-12T05:10:19.603-07:00<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/08/top-ten-reasons-not-to-date-meat-eater.html">Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Meat Eater</a><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/08/top-10-reasons-not-to-date-vegetarian.html">Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Vegetarian</a><br /><br />- <a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2008/07/top-5-reasons-not-to-date-stoner.html">Top 5 Reasons Not To Date a Stoner</a><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.top-10-reasons.com/2007/07/top-10-reasons-to-become.html">&copy; 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