Top Ten Reasons Not To Date A Meat Eater
Re: Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Vegetarian.
1. If you can't commit to eating healthier, how can I expect you to commit to me?
2. You are what you eat, and I love fruits.
3. I like environmentalists. And you just can't be a meat-eating environmentalist with all the pollution, wasted resources, and global warming problems caused by the livestock industry around the world.
4. I don't want to be on vacation with you, and have to deal with you wanting to try frog legs or even rabbit.
5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you eat KFC your rotting in the inside.
6. Vegetarians live healthier, longer lives. I don't want to date someone who might die of a heart attack while we're... you know.
7. I love kissing passionately, and theres nothing more of a turn off then burping up dead carcass.
8. Compassion is sexy. Ignorance is not.
9. The fat and cholesterol in meat clog the blood flow to ALL your major organs, know what I mean?
10. I don't want a lard ass, I want an apple bottom.
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4 Comment(s):
said...The world around you was (obviously) built on competition. Animals eat each other, and I eat animals.
By the way, there is such a thing as lean meat.
You sound like such a whiny pansy, and I bet I could kick your ass. <3




August 12, 2008 5:29 AM