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Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Vegetarian

Re: Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Meat-Eater.

1. If you can't commit to meat, how can I expect you to go to the butcher's for me every week?

2. You are what you eat, and oh BOY do I love pizza.

3. I like people who maim and abuse animals. And you just can't be an animal-hating meat-eater with all those garden burgers, tofu, and global warming solutions caused by the vegetarian industry around the world.

4. I don't want to be on vacation and have to deal with you constantly ordering some kind of salad or a veggie burger. That would ruin my vacation.

5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you don't help me finish this bucket of KFC I'm going to kick your ass.

6. Vegetarians live longer lives than a meat-eater. I don't want to have to worry about you outliving me.

7. I like kissing a lot and there's no bigger turn off than broccoli burp and spinach in the teeth. That's just gross.

8. Meat is sexy. Vegetables are not.

9. The entropy of an isolated system not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. Know what I mean?

10. I don't want a potato ass. I want a big heaping helping of burger buns.

This is the top 10 reasons I will NOT date a vegetarian.

Top 10 Reasons NOT To Date

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7 Comment(s):

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG this is so funny!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go eat a salad!
Anonymous Jan said...

#6 was hilarious.
Anonymous Kruzak said...

I'm a vegetarian and i loved that soo much!
by the way - I dont like brocolli :o)
Blogger nicklovin said...

Wow, you are so arrogant.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This isn't funny. I'm a vegetarian and i thought this might be funny, but it's not, it's just horrible. I hope your not being serious
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally think Vegetarians are the arrogant ones. Just saying.

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