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Top 5 Reasons Not To Date a Stoner

This isn't to offend any one. It's just from what i learned from dating my past boyfriend. So I thought I would pass on my knowledge.

Top 5 Reasons Not To Date a Stoner


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57 Comment(s):

Anonymous dikheaddudez said...

hahah man thats so TRUE im a stoner but im not that crazy into weed like i could quit if i had something to look forward to like a job
Anonymous JULIET said...

You sound like a f**king stoner yourselff....n0b
Anonymous Eden said...

Alright, wow that kind of pissed me off. My boyfriend right now is a stoner and he buys me nice gifts. Last month he bought me a beautiful diamond ring and he is only 17. Also stoners are not stupid, one of my really good guy friends is a total stoner and also a drug dealer. This is his senior year and he is taking honors and AP classes and is getting A's in all of his classes. I am also a stoner i guess and am taking all gate classes and one AP class as a sophomore and i am getting all A's expect for a B in art. Get your facts straight not all stoners are stupid. I don't have a problem with my boyfriend pressuring me into smoking pot because i already smoke. Also i am with him outside of school almost every day, i don't have a problem smoking and chilling with him and his friends. Lastley addresing your last reason, why would you ever date a stoner if you did not approve of drug use and wanted him to stop. Dating a stoner is perfectly fine and is a lot easier if you are a stoner yourself.
Anonymous Liko said...

"...you dont wanna go down that road cause its lame..."??? my god, i wanna quit now!! and yeah, i would so much prefer to buy weed than bying you watches or rings, haha...maybe you were "lame" too and that fact is a good reason to smoke... you should smoke that shit and THEN make a video, that would be interesting!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck!
Kudos to Eden, Juliet and Liko :)
You dumb fuck, get your facts straight and stop fucking whining.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha fuck u i smoke weed every min everyday o have smoked it like 4 years in a row everyday and its atleast like a 100 bag
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol you are such a fucking tool i dont think i've ever heard a weaker argument against dope in my life. I've been dating stoners all my life and have never had a problem. Looks like you've done a lot of reasearch lol. Nice hat.

Im gonna go throw my life away while smoking a jay now. Rather that then listen to you try and explain something (frustratingly slowly i might add) that you obviously know nothing about lol

Get a life.
Anonymous Sam said...

Sweetie, ignore those fuckers. You have every reason to have dumped that chump, and it's a shame everyone who posted was more concerned with how the video made them look than why you might've made it or how you feel.

Don't let the bastards get you down.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

woman u talkin utter shit man every single 1 of my friends smoke pot and they all live happy functional lives and are intelligent people who have fulfilling relationships. youre a hater who need to open her eyes to real shit talkin bout weeds so bad when theres legal shit out there which is much worse u need to get some perspective on this
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear video girl. You poor thing. Nothing in life is black and whte, but do you notice that all of these haters smoke pot themselves? They just feel threatened to have their shit lifestyle choices criticised. You have made a brave decision and as a result will experience life more fully than any of these dicks. Weed just amplifies traits such as greedyness, laziness, immature humour, and inconsiderateness, and discourages real, thoughtful insight, consideration, and empathy. Stoners are happy because thats what weed does, numbs you to your troubles. But it's false happy, and if you can figure out how to live in the world without him or it, you will be so much better off and your experiences will be richer and more real in every way. Good luck!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're dumb. who makes a video talking shit and try to hide who you are? Kind of dumb..personal opinion.

people should go do drugs they can die on instead right?
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with you completly. It really sucks to have a stoner boyfriend. If i had known before I could've ever fallen for him and know about him hiding this habit from me, I would've never dated him. Now His habit is out and the open and I've never felt more bourderline fucking suicidal in all of my life than when I look over and him and his demeanor resembles a retarded person. I don't care how angry other people are about this post I agree and having a boyfriend who co-dependent or mentally addicted to pot absolutely BLOWS.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!! you silly fat cow, get a grip lol. let me give you a quick list of facts u can chew on. USA's annual death toll from:-
smoking tobacco: 435000
Alcohol consumption: 85000
Prescription drugs: 32000
Asprin: 7600 (not including suicide)
Cannibis consumption: 0

hmm... i wounder how many people participate in all those activities not including weed? i bet youve probably tryed them all.

ther is not 1 single recorded death from cannibis and it has been smoked for thousands of years. also, how can you say were stupid??? weed dont fuck with ur mind, it can cause short term paranoia which stops after the THC (active chemical) leaves the system. infact it contains an anti-sphycotic which reduces the chances of any mental damage caused by anything.

Also if u perhaps learned about what u are moaning about u wouls see that cannibis, because of its excellent photosynthesis properties, could slow, stop or EVEN reverse the effects of global warming. it provides a much more eco friendly and efficient materials which could be traded and end economic issues, especially in third world countries. btw you know the mona lisa??? painted on cannibis hemp, its the only reason that and many other prized art peices have survived this long. you want more facts???? cos thers plenty, how about you fuck off, dissapear, POOF into thin air then come back when you know what your talking about. yea you get dick head boyfriends just like urs. i happens. he obviously didnt like you enough to care, and i can see why. infact u pissed me off so much i think i might just pretend you dont exist nd get stoned out my face, yea sounds like a plan. Bitch.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you bunch of fucking pot heads make me fucking sick get a fucking job you assholes i hate weed smokers all of my friends sit around and smoke all day it makes me sick! Go ahead and waste your lives on weed thats very clever
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haahaha. "It kills braincells."



...Right.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are fucking retarded I'm an on again off again stoner and have lots of stoner friends. I can hang out with them and not get high and they PREFER that because it means MORE WEED FOR THEM.
He probably didn't bring you along because you seem boring high or sober.
Not to mention not too much to look at and shallow as fuck. What's a fancy ring gonna achieve for you? Spoiled whore.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you hear the pseudo medicine bullshit? wtf is wrong with this chick..and whats the weird hat. she's definitely high
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudes, you guys are all fucking stupid! Why the fuck would you smoke weed in the first place? It really does fuck up your life. My brother is a hardcore stoner and he can't hold a job to save his life, he bailed out on going to college, you do know that weed if fucking stupid right? Why do you want the "numb happy" feeling? Cuz your life is fucked up? Cuz no one "understands" you? Cuz "everyone else is doing it?" Well guess what, you guys are fucking stupid and you're not going to achieve anything in life. Who's gonna give a job to a stoner? No one. Unless you guys are planning to be prostitutes and drug dealers. You guys are fucking stupid and pathetic. GROW UP!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a stoner, never dated someone who is, not really into that stuff. but it doesn't bug me, the fact is i think that he dumped you and you're upset about it. but you shouldn't have made a video and opened yourself up for ridicule by everyone who knows you weren't just upset about the drugs. If you didn't want a stoner then you shouldn't have dated one, don't complain about it. you can't change people and if you try, well that just makes you a bitch:P
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im pretty sure he just had to be high to get it up for you lol
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"their thinking processes might not, uhhh be as good" hahaha! you sound like a pot head, jk. but i enjoyed the video and laughed at it as a stoner myself. funny stuff, hey weed isnt for everyone but its not a bad thing. just vote to legalize it! just cuz it would become legal doesnt mean it has to be a part of your life, this goes out to everyone help the cause!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a dumb bitch wtf? im a pot head and my life isnt revolved around weeed and pot heads dont pressure people to smoke dumb shit cause its more for us, all my boyfriends tell me im the chillest girl ever and my pot head boyfriends buy stuff for me all the time, people like you are iggnorant little taints, reasons not to date that girl
1. she's fat, if she smoke weed she wouldnt be because its speeds up your matabulism
2. she's ugly not even weed can fix her face.
3.she's a hater, maraijuana makes people love eachother.
4.hes has no life criticizing people whom consume weed if she smoked maybe she would have a life and friends.
5.no one likes her.


you really are a mongoloid,
oh didnt i mention i have a wide vocaulary. and im a pot head?! dumb bitch get your shit straight
- lizzy.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm not going to take this personally and get offended. But this is bullshit. I smoke pot every day, Im smart, I don't spend all my time or money on pot, I sure as hell don't pressure my gf into smoking with me, in fact, I discourage her from smoking just because I know she doesnt want to. I don't just sit on my ass all day and get blazed with my stoner buddies, in fact I rarely hang out with stoners at all just because I dont know that many. It sounds like your boyfriend was a real deuche but this is complete stereotypical bullshit based on one guy.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow wtf you really have no idea what your talking about do you? the shit your saying makes it sound like you have never met a stoner in your life. and the kind of person you are describing is more like someone who does x or drops acid, not someone who just smokes pot. do your research. and stoners are the nicest people ive met.
Anonymous 420mnm707 said...

haha i pity you u should go get a life and get ur facts straight, when u smoke it doesnt kill any braincells, The government put stupid tests on monkies that killed them and made them loose braincells because when u die u loose braincells;the government also put gas masks on monkies and suffocated them slowly while multiple joints were being burnt into their gas masks;THEY COULDNT BREATHE SO THEIR BRAIN CELLS DIED AWAY SLOWLY!! REETARRD!! i bet all stoners are smarter than u r dumb fat bitch.so how do u think stoners get high all the time? cuz they get more money than u bitch and my stoner boyfriend takes me to more places than ur fuckin mom uglyass. my boyfriend smokes every day of every minute and he is still smarter than most sober people. URRR PATHETIC!!!!!! (my boyfriend told me to write this) ps. im stoned as i write this now ha!=]
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm in university studying biomedicine (doing quite well), I enjoy rock climbing, running, going to the gym, I work part time, I read lots, mostly about evolution and philosophy of science. I also smoke weed most nights. so fuck you.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dumb fat ass bitch:P
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ignore all the losers here who can't handle the truth. Yes 99% of "potheads" are unfit for any self-respecting woman to be with. Let them have the skags who are willing to put up with their bs, you can find someone better.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this girl needs to get laid, i'm a bit of a stoner myself and all i care about is other people. it's been awhile since i've even touched weed
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these aggressive responses from stoners just makes it even clearer that they're in DENIAL, which imo is one of the most obvious traits of someone who smokes everyday.

A lot of my friends smoke occasionally, and I even do it on rare occasions, but there is no good excuse for doing it everyday, just as there is no good excuse for smoking a pack of cigarettes everyday (like I do). I hate the fucking romanticism and defensiveness. Fortunately I have one stoner friend who is reflected enough to admit he only does it because he's overly sensitive and insecure and likes the feeling of indifference the weed provides. And even he becomes a self-centered, self hating, unempathic, conflict shy and lazy douche when he is at his worst. My other close friends/ex-boyfriends who are stoners I've just had to give up, even though I really loved them and tried to help them ('cause some of them do actually admit from time to time that they have a problem, before smoothly sliding back into denial as if nothing happened).

For the girl who posted this video, I'm very sorry to hear that you've experienced this form of rejection, which is one of the hardest kind to rationalise, 'cause there's not even another woman involved, just a fucking stupid plant. Be strong, you made the best decision.

To all stoners: try being sober and hang around someone who smokes everyday for a while, and you'll learn the meaning of true disappointment.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it BLOWS how mean you guys are to this girl who's just venting because she is heartbroken, what the fuck's the matter with you?

You're just afraid your sorry-ass girlfriends are going to dump you too some day. I dumped my first boyfriend after months of neglect, passive aggressiveness and lame excuses, and he apologized eight years later (!) and tried to get back with me, saying I was the coolest girl he'd ever been with. He's stuck in a dead end job and has been 'talking about' moving to the city (which is 30 mins away from his hometown) for TEN YEARS.

For all you hardcore stoners: this might very well be your future, and I feel sorry for you. Your best bet is to at least admit you have a problem, instead of pushing all the good people (that like you for who you are, and not because you got a bag of weed and make them feel better about themselves) out of your lives. Good luck.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So my boyfriend is what you could call a stoner.. and your video is retarded. you really do need to get your facts straight. i dont smoke weed at all because its really just not my thing. my boyfriend has had a job since he was 16 he is 20 now. and we have been together for quite a while and he is the best thing thats ever happened to me. He is really smart, infact probably alot smarter than me and i dont smoke. so if you want to post a video hating on stoners then you really should look up some information. because did you know that weed helps cancer patients? yes he hangouts with alot of other stoners, but they are some of the nicest people i have ever met. He has never once pressured me into smoking with him. he actually discourages me because he knows that its not my thing and i dont want to. Just because you had a bad relationship with a guy who smoked weed doesnt give you the right to post a stupid video about why everyone shouldnt date stoners. plus you may want to actually sound intelligent if you are going to post something like this. it would help you out.
Blogger willw9415 said...

that was horse shit. 1) smoking pot doesnt kill brain cells. 4)not all my money goes to weed, i acctually buy shit with it and make sure all my shits in order before i get weed. 5) i have plenty of concerns in my life. in fact weed is one of the things i care about least! 2) i dont spend that much time smoking up with my buds, i only do it on weekends pretty much for like 2 hours. 3) if you dont want to smoke up with me you dont have to. i will any way but im not gonna make you smoke pot! this was stupid you tool. (i realize my numbers werent in order, i just said things as they came to mind them numbered them according to the order in the video)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lazy people will be lazy people with or without pot. I used to smoke, but I don't now because I get random drug tests at my job. I still hang out with my "stoner friends" all the time. I don't think pot makes you a lazy person any more then guns start wars. I know a lot of fat ass people who don't smoke, but sit around watching tv and never do shit. I have seen a lot of friends lives before and after using weed and they all are just the same as they were before ever trying it. So don't give me this anti pot bullshit trying to make it sound like one puff and your life goes down the toilet.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a stoner, but if a girl was worth loving I would totally put her before weed. Don't worry though, you're way too fucking repulsive to date anyways. Regardless of how much fat this bowl I shall enjoy is right now.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen...I'm sorry you were so hurt by him. But marijuana isn't the problem. I smoke often and I have realized that it simply magnifies the usere's emotions. If he acted in a way you didn't like, then you wouldn't really like him sober after long enough either. As for the people bashing on the ganja...you are entitled to your opinion, respect to freethinking all the way. But do not hate others for a lifestyle choice that brings no physical (and rarely emotional) harm to themselves or others. All of the stoners I chill with are literally the most open minded, compassionate, relaxed,fun peple you could ever meet. AND they manage their finances and education competently and with responsibility. What's not to like about us? The smell? haha. But my dear girl, I am sorry about you being hurt, I hope you find someone who will be good to you. And please try educate yourself on the facts before making videos. peace and love to you sister
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this video is so retarded that i am roll a joint and smoke to it and laugh my ass off... also she sounds like she just gave up the pookie a week ago ...
Blogger Aundrea said...

What is really funny - is that all the stoners are just proving her point. haha - smoke another bowl boys and girls.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is some bullshit this girl is a total idiot. Pot is awesome. I barely smoke and when I do I fucking love it. Wish this girl would take some zanies and relax. LEGALIZE and save the world :)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh people who smoke weed are ruining our world. They are the ones who just sit around all day smoking, and would rather smoke than get a job. They are a waste of skin, and they should be terminated. If the world had less stoners, then we could actually get somewhere as a civilization.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Each to their own.
My bfs a stoner and he's fine.. I personally don't do it because of how judgemental society is.
I don't think it's a brilliant idea to rant and continuously rave on about how good or bad it is.. Because that isn't what matters
Blogger kitty said...

I totally agree with this video. Im not a stoner. Have smoked pot before. Theirs no future. They are dreamers and co-dependant people. Yes they think about when and where they can get it. Don't care about you at all only want sex sex sex. They will get angry if they don't get their high. I love my bf but he's being evicted from living with me.The money is always never their. I can do it on my own.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wrong. point blank. wrong.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a stoner, but i'm dating one. And I have to say I don't agree with this. There are bad sides to it, for instance he's forgetful, he rarely wants to do much out of the house, and he generally doesn't show much emotion and I find that I have to make a lot of effort.

However he's never pressured me into doing weed, only a couple of his main friends are stoners, and I get along with them. I enjoy chilling out with him and his friends, it's actually kind of nice to lie around watching films with him. He's very intelligent and interesting. He always makes time for me and wants to buy me things, a lot of the time I have to argue with him not to. Not "bling watches" but what kind of idiot expects their boyfriend to buy them a bling watch?

Clearly you are bitter about some guy you've been with, but maybe you were the problem and not the weed?
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha wow
1. you sound stoned.
2. i'm a stoner and i have a good job and don't spend all my time thinking about weed [:
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.... good job having no Idea what you are talking about. My bf is a stoner, I love him to death and he spends all his time on me, not weed. Also, weed isnt a dependency drug, so if you dont want to smoke its not hard to stop. Now go light a couple joints and stop being an ass.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tbh hun, I think your boyfriend just didn't like you,
My boyfriends a huge stoner, and me and him hang out all the time. just us. Secondly, he bought me a diamond necklace as an early christmas gift, and still bought his pot. Last, if your not cool and chill enough to be with a stoner, then you where dumb to even go out with him.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha,all the "stoners" on here need to get a grip. :) Leave the girl alone.Under no circumstances is smoking of anything good for you,therefore,any reasons as to why smoking it is a positive thing is a bunch of crap.
And just to add to this,everyone posting comments like,"shut up fat bitch" and anything else along those lines,get over yourself. (; Attacking her and using vulgar language doesn't really help your case at all,honey bunnies. <3 :)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smoke weed. I have a job. I have a college scholarship and I loving stoner fiance. I'm sorry you dated a loser, but that doesn't mean everyone who smokes weed is "stupid" and it most definitely doesn't kill brain cells. The only reason you've heard that in your sheltered little life is because of a faulty experiment on monkeys. Go have a celebration drink ;) maybe then when you wake up in the morning with less brain cells and a raging headache, maybe you'll smoke a bowl like I will and get on with the day :)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear video chick, not all stoners are like that. no all the stoners are the same. so you cant put us all under one description.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smoke weed literally everyday and yet I am a functional member of society, yes while I see you point that some people allow the mental addiction of marijuana to completely overtake them. You also must agree (or be completely naive) that there are those "Stoners" out there that actually lead successful lives. Yes, I was one of the people who allowed weed to overtake me. However, after I got kicked out of school I went to a government program to better myself, while still partaking of this wonderful PLANT. I now have a full time job as a Public Adjuster making more in a month than most of you make in a year. And married to my beautiful wife of 8 years. So saying marijuana ruins your life isn't all true, it only ruins it if you let it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say (as a friend of stoners and sober people alike) that everybody can live their lives the way THEY choose too. And right now I myself am trying to answer the question of whether or not to date this stoner guy (which is how I found this video). But tons of people will rag on this video because they are stoners and do feel offended. While others will see you just trying to warn someone who will get their heartbroken by some dude. I still do not know whether to date a stoner or not, but to the girl who made this video-props for saying what you think is right. And for all the stoners-props for being who you wanna be.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg wow get ur facts straight, ya i may have been a stoner but i was smart n i cared bout ever1 else just not weed, i got As n Bs in skool n the readons i quit is cause of my gf n i got caught n skool is around the corner n btw sounds like u have no life
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're ugly
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I found that this video was very accurate. I too had dated a stoner guy and I hadn't tried it out before meeting him. I had my smoke here and there but as time went by these traits stood out clear as day. He was broke and the moment he saw money, it would instantly go to weed, not food lol. He held a job but lived week by week. All his friends were stoners and he'd always invite them over to have some smokes. Before i even got to introduce my friend who doesn't smoke to him, he had 2 cones. He had treated me really terribly. He may say sweet things because it doesn't require him to get up from his seat but the moment you was compromise in relationship ie doing housework, FORGET ABOUT IT. If he can't cook and always gets take away, RUN AWAY. My ex was a really sweet guy but in turn showed me that he wasn't putting 100% into the relationship. Anyone can say I love you, I love bob, I love god but love is also doing, so my point is, he's just going to be far too lazy. Our agreement was for me to cook and for him to clean. He didn't do much of it, always a mess when friends came over and where he does his business, a complete and utter disgusting spot, thank god it's not the kitchen table. Now I am a gamer and so was he and we both loved speeding our time in front of the computer but then he just suddenly changed our relationship and I became his mum...great because I'm younger and independent but he never learnt how to take care of himself even though he had lived out of home for 3 years. Sorry about the rant but I dumped him because he never took a break and I feared for my future thinking that if we were ever to have kids and he is very passionate about weed, that he'll never give up and I'll raise them on my own. I got really scared and was seriously sad after the heart break. I only got better after I met a woman I did not want to become. She is stuck with a child she loves but brewed from the relationship she regrets. She wish she got out, she really did, she smiled to me the moment I told her and said "I'm really happy you got out." So that's the end of my experience but i'm stupid for never noticing he was never sober. So I guess I am completely to blame because my father who I don't get a long with is an alcoholic and gambler who tore my family apart even has his parent's family pitying mine.

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