Top 10 Reasons To Date a Pope
1. Travel the world, see the sights in an armoured fish tank.
2. Can grant absolution during sin - a great time saver.
3. Eats free at any Italian restaurant in the world.
4. He can hook you up with a .va email address.
5. Even the mafia doesn't mess with this guy.
6. Can get your prayers answered same-day.
7. Will never be unemployed.
8. Owns a city-nation.
9. The Holy Cannoli.
10. He's famous.
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