Top 10 Reasons To Date A Fat Girl
I'm tired of seeing really ugly thin women with nice looking guys. What about us cute fat girls? Wouldn't you rather be with a pretty girl? You can work on the fat, but you can't work with ugly...
10 reasons why you should date a fat girl:
1. If you take the fat away from the fat girl, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.
2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.
3. No more blankets.
4. Larger mouth capacity.
5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.
6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".
7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.
8. Bear hugs.
9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.
10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better.
So if you find any of this humorous, or would like to add on to this post, please comment.
