Top 10 Reasons For Being Norwegian
1. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.
2. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour ozone-hole radiation the other half.
3. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.
5. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.
6. You can go skiing in your knickers.
7. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly spacious.
9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.
10. You can actually get bored with blondes.