Top 10 Reasons For Being Australian
1. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40.000 years because you think it belongs to you.
2. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.
3. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondai Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
9. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
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