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Top 10 Reasons

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian

1. Unembarrassed to wear fur.

2. No need to worry about tax returns.

3. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.

4. Country run by Sicilian murderers.

5. Glorious military history prior to about 400 A.D.

6. Political stability.

7. Flexible working hours.

8. Live near the Pope.

9. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.

10. Can wear sunglasses inside.

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5 Comment(s):

Anonymous Anonymous said...

u didn't get even one of those!
italians don't wear fur, only old grannys do. hairy armpits are disgusting, and ( hellooo? ) a lot of italian boys shave, and expect shaved girls. italian politics is completely f***ed, it is not stable at all. the pope is an old fashoned pedo, and last but not least..... pizza is round, and that's it!..
nothing against u.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you this is racist. where are u from u asshole? so I can tell you the top ten reasons to be a fuckhead. Or perhaps the top ten reasons your mom is lousy in bed???
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know how many italians girls you've met but 9 out of 10 shave italians don't wear fur italians didn't invent the modren pizza its copletly different the gov is not that stable and the Pope lives in the Vatican City a completely different country and you better be careful Sicilians are the shit thats who started the american italian mob so GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't have put it more succinctly.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha, I bet evert post above-mentioned are from Italian hahaha... Reason 11 you don't understand humor...

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