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Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish

1. Stew.

2. Guinness.

3. More Guinness.

4. Pubs never close.

5. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

6. No one can ever remember the night before.

7. Kill people you don't agree with.

8. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.

9. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.

10. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well. Not a very kind list.

Irish Pride!

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