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Top 10 Reasons For Being Dutch

1. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.

2. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

3. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital...

4. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.

5. a. You can legally kill yourself.
b. You can legally be killed.

6. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.

7. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.

8. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country.

9. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.

10. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.

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5 Comment(s):

Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha you made my day
Blogger Stvdputten said...

Haha , nice jokes and there also true
Anonymous Joep said...

I am dutch and you are allowed to grow 5 plants and smoke them. they just dont want you to grow a forest in you're backyard. I have nothing against the germans but it's like a jokeway hate like americans do against canadians. Also killing someone is illigal, what you mean is assisted suicide.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

joep, you're taking this waaaay to serious
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. I just like the insulting others part. Other people are pussies..

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