Top 10 Reasons

1. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.

2. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

3. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital...

4. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.

5. a. You can legally kill yourself.
b. You can legally be killed.

6. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.

7. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.

8. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country.

9. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.

10. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.

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