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Top 10 Reasons

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligible.

2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.

3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.

4. You are either:
a. Like the French, just less romantic;
b. Like the Dutch, just less efficient;
c. Like the Germans.

5. Great chocolate. Real mayonnaise. Decent fries. The best beer.

6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.

7. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares.

8. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.

9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.

10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?

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