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Top 10 Reasons

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Top 10 Reasons To Date a Swimmer

1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undresesed.

2. They are always wet and ready to go fast.

3. They are always clean.

4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head.

5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle.

6. They are always ready to dip in.

7. They are ready to go on command.

8. They can do it 4 different ways.

9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.

10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.

Now, if that doesn't satisfy your needs what will?

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39 Comment(s):

Anonymous Anonymous said...

they always have a good stroke and are never sloppy
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chlorine smells like love juice
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey elena! this is funny:)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

swimmers are awesome gf's for all those reasons hehe
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big E? can you hear me?
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are most athletic when wet!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and soccer players are good boyfriends:) however ...swimmers are better because we are to sexy to wear clothes!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha i love how tight fiting your suits are, would you want to see me in one?
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that you? the one about most athletic when wet? haha thats good.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha yay!!! im a swimmer :)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

swimmers are beast!
i would know.
i am one.
yeah.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lololololololllll
haha I'm a swimmer,
fucking hilarious!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We go in hard and come out wet ;)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When ever they finish they do a kick flip off the head board and come back for more
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they start dry and ready and finish wet and hard.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a swimmer myself, I can say there is noswhere to anything in a speedo when wet on a guy. Yes the guys are sexy when wet too, I have to agree. The one that is very little to get the undressed that true too. LOL
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha this funny ...... I'm a swimmer(:
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we work all our muscles at all times
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they can do two hand touches! :D
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lay on your BACK and let BREAST FLY FREE...hahah
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lay on your BACK and let BREAST FLY FREE...hahah
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we can do it on our backs or stomachs
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay i love this :)) Im a swimmer myself :))
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha my boyfriends a swimmer and true all of these are plusses ;)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

They always like to 'Dive In'
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and swimmers are the most sexual athlete
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"stroke me, stroke me could be a winner boy you move quite well"
On a side note swimmers are the best. I love mine!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They rock at the butterfly....think about it......
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha it's so true that we're used to having basically no clothes around people
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a swimmer, hehe. (:
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm an Olympic swimmer my self and yes all of this is true haha
Anonymous Anonymous said...


As a girl who dates a swimmer...yes...yes this is all true...except for the rubber...
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm dating a swimmer awsome
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can do the butterfly out of the water too!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me too! so f'n hilarious!
Blogger Austin Postle said...

And they can hold there breths if you know what i mean
Blogger Austin Postle said...

I am both and girl love us cause we look damn good with our shirts off
Blogger Austin Postle said...

I love it yes

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