Top 10 Reasons To Date a Swimmer
1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undresesed.
2. They are always wet and ready to go fast.
3. They are always clean.
4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head.
5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle.
6. They are always ready to dip in.
7. They are ready to go on command.
8. They can do it 4 different ways.
9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.
10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.
Now, if that doesn't satisfy your needs what will?
Labels: Swimmer
30 Comment(s):
said...they always have a good stroke and are never sloppy
said...chlorine smells like love juice
said...hey elena! this is funny:)
said...swimmers are awesome gf's for all those reasons hehe
said...Big E? can you hear me?
said...they are most athletic when wet!
said...and soccer players are good boyfriends:) however ...swimmers are better because we are to sexy to wear clothes!!!
said...haha i love how tight fiting your suits are, would you want to see me in one?
said...Was that you? the one about most athletic when wet? haha thats good.
said...haha yay!!! im a swimmer :)
said...swimmers are beast!
i would know.
i am one.
yeah.
i would know.
i am one.
yeah.
said...lololololololllll
haha I'm a swimmer,
fucking hilarious!
haha I'm a swimmer,
fucking hilarious!
said...We go in hard and come out wet ;)
said...When ever they finish they do a kick flip off the head board and come back for more
said...they start dry and ready and finish wet and hard.
said...Being a swimmer myself, I can say there is noswhere to anything in a speedo when wet on a guy. Yes the guys are sexy when wet too, I have to agree. The one that is very little to get the undressed that true too. LOL
said...hahaha this funny ...... I'm a swimmer(:
said...we work all our muscles at all times
said...they can do two hand touches! :D
said...Lay on your BACK and let BREAST FLY FREE...hahah
said...Lay on your BACK and let BREAST FLY FREE...hahah
said...we can do it on our backs or stomachs
said...Yay i love this :)) Im a swimmer myself :))
said...hahaha my boyfriends a swimmer and true all of these are plusses ;)
said...chris_lam32@hotmail.com
said...They always like to 'Dive In'
said...oh and swimmers are the most sexual athlete
said..."stroke me, stroke me could be a winner boy you move quite well"
On a side note swimmers are the best. I love mine!
On a side note swimmers are the best. I love mine!
said...They rock at the butterfly....think about it......
said...haha it's so true that we're used to having basically no clothes around people
July 7, 2008 1:42 PM