Top 10 Reasons

1. Warm beer.

2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.

3. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.

4. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.

5. Union jack underpants.

6. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.

7. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.

8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.

9. Ditto changing underwear.

10. Beats being Welsh or Scottish.

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