Top 10 Reasons For Being American
0. You can have a woman president without electing her.
1. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
2. You can call Budweiser beer.
3. You can be a crook and still be president.
4. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
5. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
6. You get to be really obese.
7. You can invent a new public holiday every year.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made any nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth with condom on.
10a. When you're not.
10b. At all.
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13 Comment(s):
said...Truuue
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Captainbuster said...Anti American bull shit.
said...Fuck you you brittish peice of shit you stupid people are pissed because we have freedom you have an ancient lady and an unfaithful prince.
said...Top 5 Reasons This List Sucked
1. You start with 0.
2. You fail to realize "color" is in the dictionary.
3. Money can get you anything, anywhere.
4. You've probably never been to the States. Which would explain a lot.
5. You think you're funny.
5a. When you're not.
5b. At all.
1. You start with 0.
2. You fail to realize "color" is in the dictionary.
3. Money can get you anything, anywhere.
4. You've probably never been to the States. Which would explain a lot.
5. You think you're funny.
5a. When you're not.
5b. At all.
said...funny but two thing
first
there are eleven items on the list if you are going to start at 0 you can only go to 9. 0-9 is ten things
second
different is not wrong. a living language can be a bitch sometimes. and i bet you spell airplane aeroplane. the Wright brothers invented it and they were American so in that case wrong.
first
there are eleven items on the list if you are going to start at 0 you can only go to 9. 0-9 is ten things
second
different is not wrong. a living language can be a bitch sometimes. and i bet you spell airplane aeroplane. the Wright brothers invented it and they were American so in that case wrong.
said...clever there with the airplane-aeroplane reference.
yup. you brits mess things up sometimes too. heehee
yup. you brits mess things up sometimes too. heehee
said...was pure genius.
Eleazar said...Stupid ass, pure envy, God Bless America!!!
peter said...GOD bless America you are at the end
said...its rlly funny and meant as a joke.. don't take it seriously, have some sense of self-mockery..
said...personally, i'm a big fan of 10b. and the fact how the americans do really get nuts. But in the point of view of Europeans you, the americans, have a shitty culture. one that is a mixture of all the europeans and still you think that you are the originals.
said...LOL, reading the comments... Point 10(a and b) Prove themselfs just how you comment, you dont have any self-mockery, if you look at other "top 10 reasons for being (another nation)" everybody laugh. You really think you are the greatest nation. real funny!
March 7, 2009 7:16 AM