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Top 10 Reasons To Date



8 Comment(s):

Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 reasons on why u should date a soccer player
1. They know how to kick it
2. They are used 2 scoring
3. They love grass
4. They'll make u scream 4 more
5. Sweating is no problem
6. Skill is definite
7. They'll play anywhere and anytime
8. They can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. They always are on the top
Anonymous Anonymous said...

40 TOP REASONS TO DATE A WRESTLER

1. we can *manhandle*.. its what we do.
2. we are used to rollin around all sweaty.
3. we are used to wearing close to nothing at all.
4. we are comfortable enough to get naked infront of a room full of other people.
5. we can beat up your x's.
6. we are masters at riding hips.
7. three words say it all : Saturday Night Ride.
8. we have unbearable stamina.
9. we are flexible as shit.
10. we can go hard for hours at a time.. and recover within minutes.
11. we are buff and stuff.
12. we are always fatter then you are.
13. we are masters at leg riding.
14. we can pin you down easily.
15. we can diet with you.
16. we know more moves then kamasutra.
17. we can share spandex.
18. we are supurb with our hands.
19. we can obey and control.
20. we can roll you to your back in a moments notice.
21. we know how to cradle you.
22. we will ride your hips and if that doesnt work we will push your head down.
23. you will NEVER be on top.
24. if you shoot down on us we will sprawl out
25. we define *high crotch*
26. you will go down before we do
27. if we force you down we will do it softly
28. so there is no such thing as *foul play*
29. when we 'sit in the chair' you will go down
30. we have one hell of a bear hug.
31. we can *switch* positions quickly
32. you will never complain to us for stalling.
33. you will start on your hands and knees, but we will put u on your back.
34. we will give you the choice: top, bottom, or standing.
35. we bleed as much as you do.
36. we will always gain control, no matter what position.
37. we can break a bone and keep going untill we are satisfied or time runs out.
38. we are used to full contact.
39. your tampons work wonders on a bloody nose.
40. we are used to listening to the other person moan in pain.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

golfer
1. we can control ourselves
2. A 69 feels good
3. we always get it in the hole
4. every hole has a par and sub par preformances are acceptable
5. we know how to use our hips
6. we go from sunrise to sunset
7. we never have to rest
8. we can drink like no other and drink and drive..golf carts
9. we are down on our knees alot(for the lady golfers)
10. we never leave until we get it in the hole
11. we go two-somes, three-somes or four-somes
12. We know how to pound it
13. We love going low
14. We can go 3 times a day
15. We know how to get it up....and down
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 reasons to date a cowboy

15. They like everything hot
14. They never complain
13. Theyre not afraid to get dirty
12. They like to wrestle
11. They can go hard for hours at a time and recover within minutes
10. They always get the job done
9. Family always comes first
8. They know how to use their hips
7. They know how to stay on
6. They look great in tight jeans
5. They can rope a girl the right way
4. They can do it with their boots on
3. No job is too hard for them to handle
2. They have that good ol' country charm
1. EVERYTHING is bigger (trucks, tires,...boots)
Anonymous Anonymous said...

singer/actor/dancer(triple threat)
1. We perform 10 times a week.
2. Dress rehearsals are not always quite together, but everything clicks once opening night rolls around.
3. We're good at improvising if we forget a line.
4. We take direction very well.
5. We're always eager to go downstage.
6. We know how to work an audience.
7. We can tap all night.
8. After a 15 minute intermission, we're ready for more.
9. The show must go on...and on...and on...and on!
10. We can tap all night.
11. We connect to every member of an audience.
12. We know that stages of different sizes require different performances.
13. When the reviews come out, everyone will want to see the show.
14. A proper stage-slap will work wonders in roleplay.
15. We always know how to sing a good high C during the climax.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reasons to date a track runnner
1 we work well under pressure
2 we know what to do with a batton
3 we dont mind getting hot and sweaty
4 we are perfectionists welll do it over and over till its just right
5 lots of stamina
6 we preform well with minium clothing
7 we like obsticals wether they are hurdels or not

8 we put are heart and soul into everything we do
9 we know how to work the curves
10 you wont have to worry about are weight
11 we go hard and long
12 we know how to pace areselves
13 we are extreamly flexible
14 we have great stamina and we recover quickly
15 we are obsessed with breaking records
16 track althets go all year
17 we preform well under any condictions
18 we have perfect form
19 we know how to finish stong
20 we have amazing bodys
21 we live for praise
22 we want it the most
23 we are able to fill may positions when need be
24 Lets be serious,who wouldn't want track legs
25 we know how to handel sticks
26 well do it in sleet snow rain or shine it doesnt matter to us
27 we work hard and long
28 well do it anywhere track park
29 we take do what we are told to
30 we strive to be the best
31 we have the passion and the drive to accomplish the impossible
32 tell us we cant welll be the first to show you we can
33 we dont mind changing infront of others
34 are team is are family
35 we always pound it out
36 we like it hot
37 we are good with directions
40 we do the impossible, push are bodys harder just for the great satifaction of being the best
41 we are commieted to see it through to the end
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 reasons to date a mechanic:

1. Your car will run smoothly — approximately forever.

2. Mechanics aren’t afraid of getting dirty.

3. Mechanics are good with their hands.

4. You’ll have access to advice, tool kits, and hard-to-find spare parts.

5. Mechanics are optimists. They don’t throw out broken stuff; rather they see the potential in every piece.

6. Mechanics are responsible and trustworthy. Others trust your date for their personal safety on the road.

7. Your date enhances the lives of others, helping them get to where they need to go.

8. Mechanics work well under pressure. They also work well with pressure — literally.

9. Mechanics are up for a challenge, always looking for an opportunity to improve a design.

10. Mechanics are curious and constantly learning. They take things apart just to discover how things work.

11. You’ll have the opportunity to make inappropriate jokes about performance.

12. Mechanics are persistent and insist on getting the job done right.

13. Mechanics care about quality, double-checking their work.

14. Mechanics spend their days covered in grease. They know how to clean up well.

15. Mechanics understand safety protocol and the need for adequate protection.
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 reasons to date a mechanic:

1. Your car will run smoothly — approximately forever.

2. Mechanics aren’t afraid of getting dirty.

3. Mechanics are good with their hands.

4. You’ll have access to advice, tool kits, and hard-to-find spare parts.

5. Mechanics are optimists. They don’t throw out broken stuff; rather they see the potential in every piece.

6. Mechanics are responsible and trustworthy. Others trust your date for their personal safety on the road.

7. Your date enhances the lives of others, helping them get to where they need to go.

8. Mechanics work well under pressure. They also work well with pressure — literally.

9. Mechanics are up for a challenge, always looking for an opportunity to improve a design.

10. Mechanics are curious and constantly learning. They take things apart just to discover how things work.

11. You’ll have the opportunity to make inappropriate jokes about performance.

12. Mechanics are persistent and insist on getting the job done right.

13. Mechanics care about quality, double-checking their work.

14. Mechanics spend their days covered in grease. They know how to clean up well.

15. Mechanics understand safety protocol and the need for adequate protection.

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