Top 10 Reasons

10 reasons on why u should date a soccer player
1. They know how to kick it
2. They are used 2 scoring
3. They love grass
4. They'll make u scream 4 more
5. Sweating is no problem
6. Skill is definite
7. They'll play anywhere and anytime
8. They can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. They always are on the top

40 TOP REASONS TO DATE A WRESTLER

1. we can *manhandle*.. its what we do.
2. we are used to rollin around all sweaty.
3. we are used to wearing close to nothing at all.
4. we are comfortable enough to get naked infront of a room full of other people.
5. we can beat up your x's.
6. we are masters at riding hips.
7. three words say it all : Saturday Night Ride.
8. we have unbearable stamina.
9. we are flexible as shit.
10. we can go hard for hours at a time.. and recover within minutes.
11. we are buff and stuff.
12. we are always fatter then you are.
13. we are masters at leg riding.
14. we can pin you down easily.
15. we can diet with you.
16. we know more moves then kamasutra.
17. we can share spandex.
18. we are supurb with our hands.
19. we can obey and control.
20. we can roll you to your back in a moments notice.
21. we know how to cradle you.
22. we will ride your hips and if that doesnt work we will push your head down.
23. you will NEVER be on top.
24. if you shoot down on us we will sprawl out
25. we define *high crotch*
26. you will go down before we do
27. if we force you down we will do it softly
28. so there is no such thing as *foul play*
29. when we 'sit in the chair' you will go down
30. we have one hell of a bear hug.
31. we can *switch* positions quickly
32. you will never complain to us for stalling.
33. you will start on your hands and knees, but we will put u on your back.
34. we will give you the choice: top, bottom, or standing.
35. we bleed as much as you do.
36. we will always gain control, no matter what position.
37. we can break a bone and keep going untill we are satisfied or time runs out.
38. we are used to full contact.
39. your tampons work wonders on a bloody nose.
40. we are used to listening to the other person moan in pain.

golfer
1. we can control ourselves
2. A 69 feels good
3. we always get it in the hole
4. every hole has a par and sub par preformances are acceptable
5. we know how to use our hips
6. we go from sunrise to sunset
7. we never have to rest
8. we can drink like no other and drink and drive..golf carts
9. we are down on our knees alot(for the lady golfers)
10. we never leave until we get it in the hole
11. we go two-somes, three-somes or four-somes
12. We know how to pound it
13. We love going low
14. We can go 3 times a day
15. We know how to get it up....and down

15 reasons to date a cowboy

15. They like everything hot
14. They never complain
13. Theyre not afraid to get dirty
12. They like to wrestle
11. They can go hard for hours at a time and recover within minutes
10. They always get the job done
9. Family always comes first
8. They know how to use their hips
7. They know how to stay on
6. They look great in tight jeans
5. They can rope a girl the right way
4. They can do it with their boots on
3. No job is too hard for them to handle
2. They have that good ol' country charm
1. EVERYTHING is bigger (trucks, tires,...boots)

singer/actor/dancer(triple threat)
1. We perform 10 times a week.
2. Dress rehearsals are not always quite together, but everything clicks once opening night rolls around.
3. We're good at improvising if we forget a line.
4. We take direction very well.
5. We're always eager to go downstage.
6. We know how to work an audience.
7. We can tap all night.
8. After a 15 minute intermission, we're ready for more.
9. The show must go on...and on...and on...and on!
10. We can tap all night.
11. We connect to every member of an audience.
12. We know that stages of different sizes require different performances.
13. When the reviews come out, everyone will want to see the show.
14. A proper stage-slap will work wonders in roleplay.
15. We always know how to sing a good high C during the climax.