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Top 10 Reasons Why Homer Simpson Should Be the Next President

10. I'm smarter than the last guy.

9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.

8. Fox News is already on my side.

7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.

6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.

5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.

4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.

3. My middle name isn't Hussein ... anymore.

2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.

1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in.

Homer Simpson appears on the Late Show With David Letterman to present the "Top Ten Reasons Why I (Homer Simpson) Should Be the Next President."



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